Description
America’s Favorite Misbehaving Mutt
There’s a new pup in town—and he’s been busy chasing shadows, digging financial craters, and forgetting where he buried the bones. Meet Bad Boy Joe, the four-legged face of confusion, chaos, and comedy. Equal parts goofy and guilty, this canine commander-in-chief is the perfect conversation starter for patriots with a sense of humor. Whether you’re walking the dog, grilling with friends, or watching political theater unfold, this shirt lets you wear your bark with pride.
Flattering Fit, Unmatched Comfort
Tailored with a semi-fitted, feminine cut, this tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color) and offers a soft, breathable feel for everyday wear. The lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric moves with you—whether you’re out in the yard or throwing shade at the headlines. Heather and sport grey blends include polyester for added smoothness and durability. The shorter sleeves and shaped fit offer a sleek, stylish look—no leash required.
Built to Outlast a Budget Proposal
🐶 Soft Yet Strong – Lightweight feel with a flattering fit that won’t quit.
🐶 Smart Construction – Twill-taped shoulders and ribbed-knit collar keep their shape through every spin cycle.
🐶 No-Side-Seams = No Hot Spots – Smooth and comfy for freedom-loving folks.
🐶 Grown Right Here – Made with 100% US-grown cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
🐶 No Itchy Nonsense – Tear-away label for zero irritation—because discomfort belongs in debates, not on your shirt.
Warning: May cause spontaneous tail wags, smirks, and budgetary concern.
