Description
America’s Favorite Misbehaving Mutt!
There’s a new pup in town—and he’s been busy chasing shadows, digging financial craters, and forgetting where he buried the bones. Meet Joe, the four-legged face of confusion, chaos, and comedy. Equal parts goofy and guilty, this canine commander-in-chief is the perfect conversation starter for patriots with a sense of humor.
Whether you’re walking the dog, grilling with friends, or watching political theater unfold, this shirt lets you wear your bark with pride.
Comfort You Can Count On (Even If He Can’t)
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and built to last through all of life’s tail-wagging adventures. The 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric feels great all day, whether you’re out in the yard or throwing shade at the headlines. Heather and sport grey options blend in a touch of polyester for an extra-smooth finish. With a classic fit and crew neckline, it delivers an easy, everyday look—no leash required.
Built to Outlast a Budget Proposal
🐶 Soft Yet Strong – Lightweight feel meets durable design.
🐶 Smart Construction – Twill-taped shoulders and ribbed-knit collar keep the shape, no matter how wild the walk gets.
🐶 No-Side-Seams = No Hot Spots – Just smooth comfort for freedom-loving folks.
🐶 Grown Right Here – Made with 100% US-grown cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
🐶 No Itchy Nonsense – Features a tear-away label, because irritation is for elections, not your neck.
Warning: May cause spontaneous tail wags, smirks, and budgetary concern.
